Books

Got Milf

Got Milf?: The Modern Mom’s Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great and Rocking a Minivan.
Berkley, 2011

Got Milf? celebrates where the modern woman has taken motherhood. It’s time to stand up, embrace your inner milf and be counted!

“My husband has been telling me I’m a MILF for years—but he sort of had to if he ever wanted to get any action. Thanks to Sarah Maizes, now I believe him! After reading Got MILF I am thinner, tanner and totally rocking my glorified station wagon.”

~ Jenna McCarthy, author of If It Was Easy They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon

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The Bridesmaid's Guerilla Handbook

The Bridesmaid’s Guerrilla Handbook
Berkley, 1997; reissued 2002

A humorous handbook for Bridesmaids filled with advice and how-to for your march down the aisle…and beyond.

On My Way To The Bath

Coming soon: On My Way to the Bath
By Sarah Maizes. Illustrated by Michael Paraskevas
Walker Books, 2012

“Baths are Boring! Everything is more fun than a bath!” A young girl has way too much to do to take a bath.

Coming soon: On My Way to Bed
By Sarah Maizes. Illustrated by Michael Paraskevas
Walker Books, 2013

The sequel.